Let me set the scene:
We’re on I-295 heading to North Carolina to go camping. I have my earbuds in and I’m listening to my book. Then, this conversation happened.
Mr. Bug: Mmfff ffmmm wawa mf. Ha ha ha ha!
Me: (pulling my earbud out while closing my solitaire game and pausing my book) *sigh* You know I can’t hear you with these things in my ear!
Mr. Bug: I was talking to myself.
Me: Oh. So, what’d you say?
Mr. Bug: (defensively) It was for me, not for you!
Me: Well, alrighty then! (putting earbud back in & flipping off Mr. Bug)
Or best conversations happen in the car.