Shit’s about to get real up in the Shaggin’ Waggin’ – and not in the good way! Here’s why:
Me: Ooh, we need to color my hair! It’s looking a little gray up there.
Mr. Bug: Probably.
Me: Nooo! That’s the wrong answer! You’re supposed to say, “Honey, you don’t have any gray hair.”
Mr. Bug: *glances at my hair* Um, no, I’m not.
Sigh. It’s gonna be a long ride to North Carolina. Can somebody please tell Mr. Bug that I’m not speaking to him? Thanks.