Damn it. I just called myself a ho. It’s not the first time I’ve been called a ho. In fact, this stupid traffic sign called me a ho a last October. Master of the obvious, that one.
Anywho, I thought I’d take a moment to wish you all a Merry Christmas. So, Merry Christmas, y’all. Have fun, don’t kill your annoying friends and/or family members, or if you do, don’t get busted.