***BEEP A DEE DEE***THIS JUST IN***SPOILER ALERT***
Mom, if you are reading this, STOP NOW! Unless you want to know what you’re getting for your birthday, then carry on, ya big spoilsport.
***And now we return to you to our regularly scheduled blog post.***
My mom’s birthday is in two days and she still hasn’t told me what she wants. I think I’m going to take the suggestion from my friend Mischelle and send my mom a box with a note inside that says, “Still waiting…”
No, really, though. I got nothing. I got a new computer and told her she could have the older one for her lake house. I guess I’ll just mail her that and tell her it’s her present. Perhaps I could get her a new mouse to go with it, a mouse pad, or a backpack thingy to carry it in. Or all three? Maybe I’ll just try to get her birthday card to her on time. It’s the little things, folks.