Just thought I’d take this moment to let you all know that the pencil I use on my professional calendar has NASTY BASTARD embossed on it in gold letters. It was given to me by one of my ex-coworkers that I hold very dear. Every time I use it, I think, “Ha ha! My pencil has NASTY BASTARD on it and you’ve never noticed. Damn The Man! Power to the people!”
That is all.