Sometimes, having your pets sleep with you sucks bootus.
Last night in bed…
Dan: (big grin) Is this one of those Cialis ® moments?
Me: (one eyebrow raised) Are you taking Cialis ® ?
Dan: (eyebrow wiggle) I will if this can be one of those moments.
Dan: Everybody off the bed!
3 Dogs, 1 Cat: (nothing)
Dan: (snaps fingers)
3 Dogs, 1 Cat: (one dog doesn’t move, one dog opens eyes and starts shaking, one dog snorts, cat digs claws into Jen’s pillow)
Jen: (sigh) Well, maybe another time.
Dan and Jen: (reach across 3 Dogs, 1 cat to hold hands)